The Lair of the True Snake
KAMEHAMEHA

     Here are a few ways to tell if YOU of all people [jk] ae obsessed  with Dragon Ball[/Z/GT] But first, if you have any coughsuggestionscough email me at the_true_snake@yahoo.com with the subject: "DB addiction" Ahem... or sign my Guest Book. Ahem...

You are probably obsessed if:

1. you have previously jumped off of a cliff [not suicide].
2. you wear a turtle shell for no reason.
3. you jump off buildings yelling 'NIMBUS!' every other day.
4. you mute the TV and make up your own dialogue when it comes on...
5. you build a custom TV so you can do chin-ups with your 'tail' while watching DBZ
6. when you get up, the first thing you do is take a shower just so you can blow-dry your hair. [SUPER-SAIYAN!!!]
7. you can predict the name of the episode that will come on exactly 3 weeks from now. [if anyone is able to do this let me know]
8. you look like this guy:[here].
9. you learned to speak japanese to compare dbz with dbz.
10. you spray-paint your kitten blue and name him "little Puar" in hopes of him being able to float and transform. [if anyone does this, send me a photo of it]
11. you dye your hair blonde just to say you can go super-saiyan
12. you try to go super saiyan
13. you do go super-saiyan
14. you decide to pick a fight with a bully.
15. you then get your butt kicked and suddenly grow a tail.
16. you then look a the full moon, so that you can turn into an oozaru.
17. you succede and accidentaly smash your grandpa's head.
18. later that night, you stumble on over to the bully, and kill him for annoying you.
19. your martial arts teacher blew up the moon.
20. you get your best friend shave his head...
21. you insist you're 14 even though you're 12...
22. you own a hat with an orb that looks like the four-star dragonball on it.
23. you have a sleepover for your birthday and for the adress you put: 439 East District.
24. even though you have read these lists billions of times, you can still make up you're own...
25. you look like theese guys:[here]
26. you mock people for misspelling dbz names [ex: picollo instead of picolo]
27. or not pronouncing/spelling them the japanese way [ex: San Goku/Vegita english: Goku/Vegeta]
28. you've read the 'how to dress like goku' stuff, even though your aunt's a quilter and can make you state-of-the-art training gi's if you just ask. [that's me, for ya..]
29. you have your own dbz fanfics with comic strips, japanese style.
30. you can kill people by poking them or touching them with your tounge. [hehehe...]
31. you clicked on the link...
32. you tried to grow a tail telepathicly.
33. you actually succeded..
34. you see two shooting stars and run around screaming "They're coming! We're gonna die!!"
35. you kill black-and-green beetles "for the good"
36. you're still reading this...
37. for your college application you said you majored in "psychokanesis".
38. you're password is "supersaiyajingoku" or "kaioken" for anything. That's right, I majored in "psychokanesis".
39. you told your principal there should be "Psychokanesis Education" instead of Physical Education.
40. you also said that they should teach "Anime and Manga Creation" instead of Art.
50. you legally changed your name to Muten Roshi.
51. the next day when your teacher calls your old name for attendence you don't pay attention until she says Muten Roshi
52. you walk in your back yard and say "Masenko Ha!" and do what Gohan does.
53. after the above reason, you're arrested for homicide.
54. when investigaters ask what happened, you show them and accidentally blow one's head off.
55. at prison, you blow a hole through the wall, and escape.
56. you make it to school the next day, and decide that your math teacher shouldn't live.
57. your math teacher dies of "accidental suicide", even though you deliberately blew his/her head off
58. you can't go a week without trying to go super-saiyan.
59. you lock your mom in the closet and have her arrested for attempted homicide and canibalism when she says "eat your veggies".
60. when your dad says to go to bed the first thing you say is "Father, NO!"
61. you've never missed an issue of shonen jump.
62. you name your cat karin, and teach it to grow beans.
63. then when it meows at you, you knod, and rub your chin while saying "I see.."
64. you teach your other cat (the one you dyed blue) to fly.
65. you run around hitting grasshoppers with large mallots for no apparent reason.
66. if someone insults Vegita, and you hear it, they're found dead the next day.
67. you have your own list with over 100 reasons. [67, so far...]